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Jokes

Here are some jokes...

Q: Why did the dog go to the soccer game?

A: He wanted to be the RUFFeree!

Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: You just take away the W!

Q: What time was it when Miss winkie's hat was all torn into 10 small pieces and 5 big pieces?

A: Time to get a new hat!

Q: What is a zebra's favorite movie?

A: The ones in black and white!

Q: What is a shark's favorite game?

A: Swallow the leader!

Q: Do bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their yellow jackets!

Q: What do wolves say when they meet?

A: Howl do you do!

Q: What do witches like to eat for dessert?

A: I scream!

Q: Why did granny knit her grandson three socks?

A: Granny heard he had grown another foot!